Breaking news! The White Team is officially introducing their Air Force to combat the Red Team’s Air Force. The White Team released the following statement:
“This is an exciting day for all of us at the White Team as we have officially launched an air force… of parakeets! All one hundred and fifteen of them were generously provided by Mr. Bradley McLaughlin, the now-retired, formerly world famous news reporter. He had retired two weeks ago, and as a retirement present had received 115 parakeets from a friend, Nina. Brad didn’t want them though, and after two unsuccessful attempts to return them to Nina, he gave them to his friend General Stingray, who is the captain of the White Team. General Stingray said that he didn’t know how well that this would work out, but that they’d try it. General Orange Patrol of the Red Team said time will only tell to see how well they fight, and he believes that he still has the better Air Force”.
We’ll keep you posted as more comes out.