White Team’s Air Force

Standard Flying Formation

Standard Flying Formation

Breaking news!  The White Team is officially introducing their Air Force to combat the Red Team’s Air Force. The White Team released the following statement:

“This is an exciting day for all of us at the White Team as we have officially launched an air force… of parakeets!  All one hundred and fifteen of them were generously provided by Mr. Bradley McLaughlin, the now-retired, formerly world famous news reporter. He had retired two weeks ago, and as a retirement present had received 115 parakeets from a friend, Nina.  Brad didn’t want them though, and after two unsuccessful attempts to return them to Nina, he gave them to his friend General Stingray, who is the captain of the White Team.  General Stingray said that he didn’t know how well that this would work out, but that they’d try it. General Orange Patrol of the Red Team said time will only tell to see how well they fight, and he believes that he still has the better Air Force”.

We’ll keep you posted as more comes out.


About General_Stingray

I am the General of the White team, Stingray. I organize the Fallbrook Nerf Club battles along with my friend General Orange Patrol. I am a Nerf gun connoisseur and am proud of my collection. I'm tall, 5' 11", which makes me an easy target. At least my speed helps make up for it.

4 thoughts on “White Team’s Air Force

  1. General Orange Patrol

    My Air Force is outnumbered 115 to 1 but my fighter is more accurate and fire-resistant. It is also low-cost. The White Team’s parakeets are high maintenance and cost a lot. They have maneuverability on their side though. Hmmm… I will have to put out birdseed to distract them.
    -General Orange Patrol.

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